My polite but firm request: Scavengers, predators, vermin and scammers keep away!

Everyone else are welcome.
It''s the right time to find someone. Nothing is funny if I can''t share it. Share -isn''t it a wonderful ?
Two most important things:
1. I''m not going to have children -It''s O.K. if you have already.
2. Be prepared to travel the world eventually.