I taste like Pure Blonde Beer!

So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a bottle of Pure Blonde brand beer.

Why'd I say this? It's one of the alternative beers for people who are a bit more health conscious (since it's lower in carbohydrates). It still packs a decent enough punch to take people down after long enough - although it's not as rough as some of the full-strength beers. Aside from that, it's fun. Who doesn't like beer? (Well, actually, I don't drink beer, but I like you anyway.)

In other words, you measured as somewhere in between popular and alternative. This may mean that you hover somewhere between left and right in your overall attitudes, or that your tastes and attitudes are just a tiny bit left of centre, but still accessible.

You also measured as somewhere in between gentle and caustic. This may mean that you're capable of being a bit more hot-headed or fiery in your demeanour, or that you can be a bit more assertive - but you don't go overboard and you have your calmer moments, too.

Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.