I guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers to his wife:
-Do I have to spread my legs now, she says?
-Why? Dont you have a vase?
:)

I am (a former accountant) now an Art Director/Graphic Designer/WebMaster - working with pictures adds banners advertising and publishing for printing and for the Web. I am a man of many interests and skills/talents. And I can do and know almost everything/anything. i have played all the ball-sports and in the National Team in one of them. I am a very creative person. I like Rnb (Soul and Funk) music (ex DJ) I like to cook. To read novels in the evening and history on the daytime if I have the time and therefor also do some genealogy and have come back to the .I like to enjoy my life right now, and I do.
But now I am finally ready for the biggest challenge in life - creating an successful happy and an harmonic family.
So now I am looking for a wife. Someone true I can rely and trust on forever. No meaning start building a home if not.

I am very humble and polite with big socially behaviour skills. I am very glad, nice, kind truthful and honest. I never lie. I am a leader with strong confident and self-esteem and I am a good listener. I am deep sensitive in mind. Very romantic, full of dreams/ideas and visions. You will never be bored or sad with me.

So now I am looking for a woman who is ready to move to Sweden, Stockholm for marriage.
You will not regret chosen me as your husband.
I am very tender and so very kind and nice.

The one I search for should have long hair. And she would like to make our new home cosy and good - just as I do. I wish she is creative and can sew, knit, paintor like doing embroidery or so? Or just being very pretty:)
And intelligent, positive and optimistic with humor. Glad.
And she should the very kindest, because I am.

No vegetarians. I love female blood:)
No africans except Babyface.
No Bruce Springst, and no cats.
But cat-claws I love!
I dont like unintelectual or and childish (unmature in mind,girls who behave and act like children) woman.

Worst thing in life is Fake Humbleness.
Everyone is given a gift.

-Feelin Funky?