I guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers to his wife:
-Do I have to spread my legs now, she says?
-Why? Dont you have a vase?
:)

I am (a former accountant) now an Art Director/Graphic Designer/WebMaster - working with pictures adds banners advertising and publishing for printing and for the Web. I am a man of many interests and skills/talents. And I can do and know almost everything/anything. i have played all the ball-sports and in the National Team in one of them. I am a very creative person. I like Rnb (Soul and Funk) music (ex DJ) I like to cook. To read novels in the evening and history on the daytime if I have the time and therefor also do some genealogy and have come back to the .I like to enjoy my life right now, and I do.
But now I am finally ready for the biggest challenge in life - creating an successful happy and an harmonic family.
So now I am looking for a wife. Someone true I can rely and trust on forever. No meaning start building a home if not.

I am very humble and polite with big socially behaviour skills. I am very glad, nice, kind truthful and honest. I never lie. I am a leader with strong confident and self-esteem and I am a good listener. I am deep sensitive in mind. Very romantic, full of dreams/ideas and visions. You will never be bored or sad with me.

So now I am looking for a woman who is ready to move to Sweden, Stockholm for marriage.
You will not regret chosen me as your husband.
I am very tender and so very kind and nice.

The one I search for should have long hair. And she would like to make our new home cosy and good - just as I do. I wish she is creative and can sew, knit, paintor like doing embroidery or so? Or just being very pretty:)
And intelligent, positive and optimistic with humor. Glad.
And she should the very kindest, because I am.

No vegetarians. I love female blood:)
No africans except Babyface.
No Bruce Springst, and no cats.
But cat-claws I love!
I dont like unintelectual or and childish (unmature in mind,girls who behave and act like children) woman.

Worst thing in life is Fake Humbleness.
You must stand for what you are.
If you cant - no one can.
Cause no one is perfect and everyone is good at something. Everyone is given a gift.

-Feelin Funky?