I'm a small, mostly harmless person of about 5 feet and 0 inches. ( centimeters!) I get my kicks mostly from behind.. I have a dry sense of humour if you have not noticed. I like to play games (not with hearts, mostly pcs) I get lost in the pages of a well worn novel, and the love of my life's eyes. I find myself looking in the mirror a bit too often these days, but at least I am not drooling. I spend my days trying to biggiesize the United States of America. I spend my evenings trying to wind down, usually chatting or reading since I am such a boring person. The times in between are spent raising two half-demonspawn. (I won't say which side was the demon) Really though, they're good kids overall. I wear black, but my favourite colour is really green. I admire the turtle. But don't tell that to my snake Quetzelcoatl. Orchids are my favourite flowers but I love them all.