| I was born on 11/8 and I am 6 ft. tall, weight approximately 163 lb., have Dark hair, and Green eyes. My last visit was on 2009-01-02 00:00:00. Whenever he is not reffing out financial models, adjusting EBITDA for food (TM), or adding compost to the 4 layers of topsoil in his living room, Daniel rules over the world with an Iron Fist! (His broker, however, will tell him that he only has a call option on the world, and since all the world's assets would require a pretty long solvency opinion, Daniel believes that he can pretty much drown out any objection to his lowering the global strike price to 0 by using 29 lines of size 0.5 font footnotes to explain the absurdness of this proposition).
Also, when not cracking shitty finance jokes and talking about himself in the 3rd to 4th person, you can likely find him staring at himself in the gym, or trying to spell out Bulgaria Rules out of the Hollywood sign. |